来自:查字典高考网 2009-08-05
1 :我的优点是:我很帅;但是我的缺点是:我帅的不明显。
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that the handsomeness is not so obvious。
2 :谈钱不伤感情,谈感情最他妈伤钱。
It does not hurt feelings, when it comes to money, but it indeed damn cost money when it comes to feelings。
3 :我诅咒你一辈子买方便面没有调料包。
I curse your buying instant noodles without getting flavoring bags。
4 :会计说:你晚点来领工资吧,我这没零钱。
The accountant said : Could you please come for your earnings later, because I have no change here?
5 :虽然你身上喷了古龙水,但我还是能隐约闻到一股人渣味儿。
Although you wear some cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scummy whiff out of you。
6 :有一次我上街,一群女孩把我拦住,她们说我帅,我不承认,她们就打我,还说我虚伪。
When I went shopping one day, a group of girls stopped me, saying that I was handsome .But I denied it, and then they hit me and said I am hypocritical。
7 :冲杯三鹿给党喝。
Pour boiling water into a cup of Sanlu milk powder, and give it to the political party。
8 :史上最神秘的部门:有关部门。
The most mysterious department in the history is the department concerned。
9 :我这辈子只有两件事不会:这也不会,那也不会。
There are two things that I could not do in my life I could not do this and I could not do that。
10:人家有的是背景,而我有的是背影。
The others have their background, while what I have is the sight of my back。
11:别把虾米不当海鲜。
Never treat a dried shrimp not as seafood。
12:我是天使,回不去天堂是因为体重的原因。
I am an angel, and the reason why I can not go back to heaven is the problem of my weight。
13:骗子太多,傻子明显不够用了。
Since there are so many deceivers, it is very obvious that idiots are not enough。
14:你的手机比话费还便宜。
Your phone is much cheaper than the phone words fee。
15:不怕偷儿带工具,就怕偷儿懂科技!
We never be afraid that thieves carry their tools, but afraid they know some kind of technology。
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